So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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