I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm both gender and math confused
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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