Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
