he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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