I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I got inside last night via doggy door
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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