Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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