Three words: puerto rican gang bang
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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