Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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