there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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