I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
