Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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