He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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