I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
In America we eat man semen.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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