Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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