so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My vagina is officially offended.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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