You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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