community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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