I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Is it because I queefed?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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