yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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