why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
love makes seman taste better
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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