: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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