Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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