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what?
penguin condom
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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