he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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where are you?
Hypothermia
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize