Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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