Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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