im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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