She is in my trunk
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
