69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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