This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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