We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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