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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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