Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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