Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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