i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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