Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
