i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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