But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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