Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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