we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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