that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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