belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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