pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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