She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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