Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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