Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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