ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
