He is an equal opportunity slut.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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