that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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