You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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