he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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