Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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