READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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