The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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