so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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