Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
