I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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