My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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