How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
